im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
I hope you realized how much I tried. I tried as hard as I could, & you still couldn’t stick around. I thought the effort would make you stay with me, but I guess it made you drift away from me more .
if I had a hot white boyfriend with a v cut and 6 pac that played football and could sing or dance and drove and bought me food and dressed nicely with beanies and stuff wow id never break up with him and we’d get married
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants